I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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