yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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