Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Text me some of your sweat
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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