im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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