whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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