I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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