Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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