I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
