so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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