If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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