Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
