He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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