She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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