there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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