some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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