Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
