why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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