"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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