i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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