How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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