She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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