Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Farmville is her only friend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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