I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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