they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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