my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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