He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Everyone says I win the strip club
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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