i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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