ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
please don't ironically join a cult
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