Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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