: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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