weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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