Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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