We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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