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I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

(917): View more from New York City

question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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(207): View more from Maine

It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Act your age.

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I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.

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