no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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