I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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