I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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