I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
