dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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