is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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