I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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