I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
