You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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