Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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