I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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