paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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