Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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