I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i came on her dog
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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