he wants to bone in the snuggie
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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