i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Can I color on your dick again?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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