I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Will exercising make me less horny?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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