Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
