btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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