No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
