He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
