dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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